
Silkies · Woodland
Stretches every way you move
Four-way stretch gives in both directions, so a box jump or a deep lunge doesn’t pull at the seams. “Fit great, stretchy material,” as Schuyler put it.
Lined, stretchy shorts for workouts, runs and cookouts.
Go by waist: S fits 27–29″, up to 2XL at 35–37″. Exchanges are free.
Size guide
Go by your waist. Measurements in inches, from Woobie’s Ranger Panties chart.
How it should fit. Short and close-fitting, with a built-in liner and an inseam of about three inches.
| Size | Waist | Inseam | Thigh |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27–29″ | 2.75″ | 25″ |
| M | 29–31″ | 3″ | 25″ |
| L | 31–33″ | 3″ | 26″ |
| XL | 33–35″ | 3″ | 27″ |
| 2XL | 35–37″ | 3″ | 28″ |
Between two sizes? Check the thigh column, then go with the one that fits your thigh.
Michelle 5′5″, 175 lbs, 35″ waist, 27″ thigh it fits great
Travis (Woodland) fit just right
Schuyler (Tiger Stripe) Fit great, stretchy material
Measure around your waist where your shorts sit (A).
Match it to the waist column.
Between two sizes? Measure around your thigh (B) and let that decide.
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Features
Silkies are four-way stretch polyester, a different fabric from the woobie quilt and the right one for shorts. Here’s what comes in every pair.
See it for yourself
Three things you’ll notice the first time you pull a pair on.

Silkies · Woodland
Four-way stretch gives in both directions, so a box jump or a deep lunge doesn’t pull at the seams. “Fit great, stretchy material,” as Schuyler put it.

Silkies · Ranger Green
Lift the hem and there it is. A soft liner inside, so Silkies work on their own for a workout, a run or a lazy Sunday.

Silkies · Black
About three inches, the classic cut. Short enough to stay out of your way on a run, and yes, people will notice.
Fit, by the numbers
Silkies size by waist, and the numbers are published. Find yours below, or see what real owners ordered.
| Size | Waist | Inseam | Thigh |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27–29″ | 2.75″ | 25″ |
| M | 29–31″ | 3″ | 25″ |
| L | 31–33″ | 3″ | 26″ |
| XL | 33–35″ | 3″ | 27″ |
| 2XL | 35–37″ | 3″ | 28″ |
“I chose to try XL and it fits great. The waist is comfortable, I don’t feel squeezed.”
“Really comfortable, and fit just right. Shipping was fast too!”
“Fit great, stretchy material”
“They are short. Be confident or buy something longer.”
One note on the liner. “The only complaint I have is that the liner is tight on the legs, but it seems to have loosened up a bit with wear and washing.” (Jeff S.) Between sizes with bigger thighs? Check the thigh column.
Where they end up
Silkies started out as workout shorts. They didn’t stay there.

“Super comfy great pair of running shorts”Tony, review Shown in Black

“Perfect for exercising. Don’t skip the first word of this review. Go back and read it again. Now buy it.”Arnold, review Shown in Ranger Green

“My ONLY workout shorts. Sometimes my uniform for around the house.”Anonymous, Large / Woodland Shown in Woodland
Why “silkies”
silk·ies/ˈsil-kēz/noun
Very short, very comfortable shorts. Also answers to “ranger panties.”
“These are the best silkies hands down. The only issue is my wife keeps stealing them to lounge in. Guess I’ll have to order more :)”
DeVore, review
Complete the kit
Shorts for the warm part of the day, the hoodie for when the sun drops. Choose colors and sizes here and it all goes in your cart together.
Your pickSynced with the buy box
Color: Ranger Green
Second pairAnother color, same shorts
Color: Woodland
Top layerMatched to your Ranger Green silkies
Hoodies run S–3XL. Between sizes? Size down.
Color: Ranger Green
Third pairAnother color, same shorts
Color: Tiger Stripe
Reviews
Soft, comfortable and stretchy come up a lot. So does “another pair.”
Your review of the is in.
More colors
Black for the gym, Woodland for the weekend, Ranger Green because it’s a very nice green. Tap the colors you want, pick your size once, done.
“Third pair! Love these babies”
Cameron, XL / Tiger Stripe
“I bought a pair of the Tiger Stripe and Woodland camo shorts.”
Jeff S.
“Comfy as the last few pairs I bought.”
Calvin, Medium / Tiger Stripe
Free shipping on orders $99+
Questions
Something we missed? Contact us and a real person will answer.
Wrong size? Exchanges are free for 30 days, and so are returns.
Go by waist: S fits 27–29″, M 29–31″, L 31–33″, XL 33–35″ and 2XL 35–37″. If your thighs are on the bigger side, check the thigh column too. Michelle (5′5″, 175 lbs, 35″ waist, 27″ thigh) went XL and says “it fits great.”
Still unsure? Exchanges are free for 30 days.
Short. The inseam is 2.75″ on a Small and 3″ on Medium through 2XL. In one reviewer’s words: “They are short. Be confident or buy something longer.”
Yes, every pair has an internal liner. One owner found it a little snug on the legs at first and says it “loosened up a bit with wear and washing.”
In the internal key pocket, on the inside of the shorts.
No. Silkies are 100% four-way stretch polyester, which is what you want in a pair of shorts. The quilted woobie build is in the Hoodie, the Jackets and the Blankets.
Follow the care label sewn inside.
Returns and exchanges are free for 30 days. Wrong size? Swap it.
Most orders ship the next business day, and shipping is free on orders of $99 or more.
Pairs with
The Hoodie and the Jacket are quilted and insulated the woobie way. The Blanket is where it all started.
Black
$74.99
my only issue with this wonderful woobie hoodie is I DIDN’T BUY TWO!!!
Jesse N. · shown in Black
Black
$84.99
The sizing was true--go down a size. I’m 5'10" and 200. The Medium fits perfectly. VERY warm. Zipper is quality.
Christopher, Medium / Black
Ranger Green
$64.99
10/10 I would change all my blankets to this blanket if I had the money.
Cody P. · shown in Ranger Green
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