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Small shorts, big fans.

Silkies in Woodland, from the backWoodland Silkies, mid box jumpThe built-in liner, on Ranger Green SilkiesThe 3″ inseam, on Black Silkies
Silkies in Woodland, from the back

Features

Built to move with you.

Silkies are four-way stretch polyester, a different fabric from the woobie quilt and the right one for shorts. Here’s what comes in every pair.

  • Internal key pocketA small pocket on the inside for a house or car key. Lock up, go, come back.
Choose your colors · $35.00

See it for yourself

Claims you can check.

Three things you’ll notice the first time you pull a pair on.

Stretches every way you move

Silkies · Woodland

Stretches every way you move

Four-way stretch gives in both directions, so a box jump or a deep lunge doesn’t pull at the seams. “Fit great, stretchy material,” as Schuyler put it.

There’s a liner built in

Silkies · Ranger Green

There’s a liner built in

Lift the hem and there it is. A soft liner inside, so Silkies work on their own for a workout, a run or a lazy Sunday.

A proper short inseam

Silkies · Black

A proper short inseam

About three inches, the classic cut. Short enough to stay out of your way on a run, and yes, people will notice.

Fit, by the numbers

Pick by waist.

Silkies size by waist, and the numbers are published. Find yours below, or see what real owners ordered.

SizeWaistInseamThigh
S27–29″2.75″25″
M29–31″3″25″
L31–33″3″26″
XL33–35″3″27″
2XL35–37″3″28″
Free exchanges if they’re not right.
XL
Michelle5′5″ · 175 lbs · 35″ waist, 27″ thigh

“I chose to try XL and it fits great. The waist is comfortable, I don’t feel squeezed.”

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TravisLarge / Woodland

“Really comfortable, and fit just right. Shipping was fast too!”

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SchuylerLarge / Tiger Stripe

“Fit great, stretchy material”

M
AnonymousMedium / Tiger Stripe

“They are short. Be confident or buy something longer.”

One note on the liner. “The only complaint I have is that the liner is tight on the legs, but it seems to have loosened up a bit with wear and washing.” (Jeff S.) Between sizes with bigger thighs? Check the thigh column.

Where they end up

From the squat rack to the grill.

Silkies started out as workout shorts. They didn’t stay there.

“Super comfy great pair of running shorts”
Tony, review Shown in Black
“Perfect for exercising. Don’t skip the first word of this review. Go back and read it again. Now buy it.”
Arnold, review Shown in Ranger Green
“My ONLY workout shorts. Sometimes my uniform for around the house.”
Anonymous, Large / Woodland Shown in Woodland

Why “silkies”

silk·ies/ˈsil-kēz/noun

Very short, very comfortable shorts. Also answers to “ranger panties.”

Short shorts since the ’70s.

Back in the 1970s, shorts like these became part of the PT uniform, and they picked up a nickname that never left: silkies. Ours keep the short cut and the name, then add four-way stretch, a liner and a key pocket.

“These are the best silkies hands down. The only issue is my wife keeps stealing them to lounge in. Guess I’ll have to order more :)”

DeVore, review
  • 1970s PT uniform
  • Nickname: silkies
  • Now: four-way stretch
Shown in Woodland

Complete the kit

Two pairs and a hoodie.

Shorts for the warm part of the day, the hoodie for when the sun drops. Choose colors and sizes here and it all goes in your cart together.

  1. 1Colors matched to your pick
  2. 2Change anything
Your pickSynced with the buy box

Silkies - "Ranger Panties"

$35.00

Color: Ranger Green

Always in
Second pairAnother color, same shorts

Silkies - "Ranger Panties"

$35.00

Color: Woodland

Top layerMatched to your Ranger Green silkies

The Woobie Hoodie

$74.99

Hoodies run S–3XL. Between sizes? Size down.

Color: Ranger Green

Third pairAnother color, same shorts

Silkies - "Ranger Panties"

$35.00

Color: Tiger Stripe

Reviews

What 57 owners say.

Soft, comfortable and stretchy come up a lot. So does “another pair.”

4.8 57 reviews95% gave 4 or 5 stars

More colors

One pair is a start.

Black for the gym, Woodland for the weekend, Ranger Green because it’s a very nice green. Tap the colors you want, pick your size once, done.

Shown in Woodland

“Third pair! Love these babies”

Cameron, XL / Tiger Stripe

“I bought a pair of the Tiger Stripe and Woodland camo shorts.”

Jeff S.

“Comfy as the last few pairs I bought.”

Calvin, Medium / Tiger Stripe
Size for all

Free shipping on orders $99+

Questions

Short answers about short shorts.

Something we missed? Contact us and a real person will answer.

Wrong size? Exchanges are free for 30 days, and so are returns.

How do Silkies fit?

Go by waist: S fits 27–29″, M 29–31″, L 31–33″, XL 33–35″ and 2XL 35–37″. If your thighs are on the bigger side, check the thigh column too. Michelle (5′5″, 175 lbs, 35″ waist, 27″ thigh) went XL and says “it fits great.”
Still unsure? Exchanges are free for 30 days.

See the size chart

How short are they?

Short. The inseam is 2.75″ on a Small and 3″ on Medium through 2XL. In one reviewer’s words: “They are short. Be confident or buy something longer.”

Is there a liner?

Yes, every pair has an internal liner. One owner found it a little snug on the legs at first and says it “loosened up a bit with wear and washing.”

Where do my keys go?

In the internal key pocket, on the inside of the shorts.

Are they made from the woobie material?

No. Silkies are 100% four-way stretch polyester, which is what you want in a pair of shorts. The quilted woobie build is in the Hoodie, the Jackets and the Blankets.

How do I wash them?

Follow the care label sewn inside.

What if they don’t fit?

Returns and exchanges are free for 30 days. Wrong size? Swap it.

Returns & exchanges policy

How fast do they ship?

Most orders ship the next business day, and shipping is free on orders of $99 or more.

Shipping policy

Pairs with

For when it cools off.

The Hoodie and the Jacket are quilted and insulated the woobie way. The Blanket is where it all started.

The Woobie Hoodie Black

The Woobie Hoodie

4.7 · 165 reviews

$74.99

my only issue with this wonderful woobie hoodie is I DIDN’T BUY TWO!!!

Jesse N. · shown in Black
The Woobie Jacket Black

The Woobie Jacket

4.8 · 118 reviews

$84.99

The sizing was true--go down a size. I’m 5'10" and 200. The Medium fits perfectly. VERY warm. Zipper is quality.

Christopher, Medium / Black
The Woobie Blanket 2.0 Ranger Green

The Woobie Blanket 2.0

4.8 · 20 reviews

$64.99

10/10 I would change all my blankets to this blanket if I had the money.

Cody P. · shown in Ranger Green

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